Stupid royal mail, they never deliver special deliveries to me. They always leave a card stating that they couldn't find me. How do you expect to find me if you don't knock the freakin' door? This time I left a message tapped to the mailbox:
Dear postman,
I don’t live inside the mailbox.
Pretty please with sugar on top, don’t leave a card saying that you didn’t find me. I’m one floor up, in flat 38. I’ll be there all day. I don’t bite. I Promise.
If you leave a card, I’m gonna have to go to the central office the next day, and a lot of innocent kittens will die. Save the kittens. Deliver the parcel!
Tuesday, 5 June 2007
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2 comments:
lol thats awesome
That was the most inspired and funny note to a postman any person could come up with. Respect. Ur DaMan.
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